Here I share with you my every thought as I navigate finding myself a new HOME. A place that matches my standards does not exist, and my dedication to ignoring that fact cannot be shaken. 

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The Impossible Criteria

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• in the United States 
   

• single track mountain bike trails within 30 minutes (bike or drive) on weeknights, 45 minutes on weekends
   

• downhill skiing within 45 minutes on weeknights, one hour on weekends
   

• night skiing 
   

• opportunity to catch ride horses 
   

• population no larger than 200,000
   

• some semblance of a comedy scene
   

• coffee shop(s) within walking distance
   

• direct flight to Chicago, though a stop in Denver/NYC/DC can be tolerated (eye roll)
   

• co-working space 
   

• no traffic anywhere at any time be it dusk, morning, mid-morning, late morning, noon, snack time, afternoon, high tea, twilight, evening, midnight